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Our top ten Cheese Jokes

1.    What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
          Nacho cheese!
2.    What did one cheese say to the other?
          I’m quite fondue you.
3.    What kind of music does cheese listen to?
          R’n’Brie!
4.    Why did the cheese go to the party?
          To have a gouda time!
5.    What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
          Halloumi!
6.    Why was the cheese blushing?
          It saw the salad dressing!
7.    What did the cheddar say when he tried on a blazer?
          I look sharp!
8.    What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
         Gorgonzilla!
9.    Why did the cheese refuse to be cut?

         He had grater plans for his life.
10.  What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare?
         To brie, or not to brie, that is the question!​​​

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